С добрым утром, Альфа!
Пишите кто проснулся.

1. Сиотрим в точку на пикче около минуты
2. Переводим взгляд на потолок
3. ???????
4. PROFIT!!!

какую-то хуйню в телефоне натыкал. терь минус 150 рублёв.

Как-то летом
Мы приехали сюда.
За проектом
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Мы мечтали
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А в итоге
Мы останемся вдвоем.
Без обиды -
Счет игры всегда ничья,
Потому что
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Все реально!
Важно здесь себя найти.
Идеально это лето провести.
В цементной пыли
Арматура, пенопласт.
Мы в эфире -
Это главное для нас.

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И Ксюша Бородина
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ВОТ ЭТО ПРИКОЛ!

Форевер алон в 5 часов утра.

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HELLO MY foreign friends

Official english-speaking thread without using any translators starts here.

Let's start with truths - now need foreign languages, especially English, no one in doubt. And probably everyone who has thought seriously about how to dispose of free time, planned to spend the resources on the development of this essential communication tool. Planned, but has not yet been implemented. Therefore, the motivation for offering 10 reasons for deciding to learn English.

The first reason - education. If you decide to pursue higher education, the native language you not, alas, will the university. You can not even pass the psychometric tests.
The second reason - career. Line 'fluency in English "on your resume - this is a great advantage. Communication with colleagues from around the world, negotiating with foreign clients, business meetings on a business trip, business correspondence in large companies, most often conducted in English.
Reason Three - cognitive. The Internet has become an integral part of our lives. And, despite the fact that Runet contains much useful information, yet the English-speaking Internet, and reliable information you need many times more.
Reason Four - economical. Knowing English, you will not waste time searching for relevant information, forced his way through the jungle of nonsense automatic translator.
Reason Five - cultural. We all know how books, movies and songs lose some of its charm, humor and sense of failure as a result of the transfer. Knowing English, you can enjoy the depth of thought loved the work, not a distorted interpretation.
Reason Six - safe. You are shopping on the Internet? Of course, language skills come in handy, because all the terms of the transaction are registered in English. Read them carefully before placing an order and your money will be safe.
The reason for the seventh - improving. Learning a foreign language - an excellent workout for the memory. Keep your brain in good shape and you will not get any senile dementia and multiple sclerosis.
Reason Eight - communicative. The entire civilized world is talking in English. You can maintain a conversation with a person from anywhere in the world and make new friends.
The reason for ninth - Competition. Why not challenge yourself, not what the next goal in the process of self-improvement? And to you - slightly?
The reason for the tenth - perspective. "Fluent in English" - is a ticket to the world of great opportunity, not only limited Hebrew or Russian.

Хочу завайпать /б/ сосача зевающими людьми с текстом "даю установку - зевайте".
just for lulz
Приглашаю всех к участию. Одному лень разбирать вырвиглазную капчу.
Пикчи искать в гугле.

Опять минутка молчания. Да что же это такое, блеать?